I just saw this joke on the net, I'm sure most of you have heard it before, but not like this.
A magical frog was trapped in thornbush. A passing woman noticed his cries for help and asked it what was wrong, the frog explained its predicament and said, "if you free me, I have the power to grant you 3 wishes". The woman, of course, freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was acondition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get TIMES TEN!" The woman said, "That's okay."
For her 1st wish, she wanted to be the most BEAUTIFUL woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM!!!-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
For her 2nd wish, she wanted to be the RICHEST woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you. " The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his & what's his is mine." So, KAZAM!!!-she's the richest woman in theworld!
The frog then inquired about her 3rd wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild HEART ATTACK. . . . ."
Moral of the story:WOMEN ARE CLEVER. DON'T MESS WITH THEM!
ATTENTION FEMALE readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.
ATTENTION MALE readers: PLEASE scrolldown.
Here's the twist, and I don't know why it didn't occur to me when I heard this before.
The woman asked for Mild heart attack, so the man simply had a heart attack ten times MILDER than his wife!!!
Moral of the story:Women are really not that smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this ; it only goes to prove my second point that WOMEN NEVER LISTEN!!! Hehehe.
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